Monday, 30 August 2010

8% belgian lager, Giraffes, mcdonalds & security

Unconfirmed police reports from Strasbourg suggest a 3.5 litre giraffe went missing from an Irish bar in the city centre at approximately 10pm following a happy hour promotion. A group were seen leaving the vicinity carrying what was described as "a giraffe with a coat on it" but sightings could not be confirmed by police sources.

Other reports speak of a dispute between hotel staff and guests at the up market ibis a short distance away regarding the official boundary of the hotel restaurant and reception, along with licensing hours. Security guards were called when foreign nationals tried to eat mcdonalds takeaways in the hotel restaurant despite being told that was prohibited. Suggestions they returned to their rooms fell on deaf ears when told they couldn't take drinks to their room. Ibis's "15 minute satisfaction guarantee" was also called into question when one guest was refused a €6 pint for over 15 minutes and was left feeling very unsatisfied. One hotel employee was quoted as saying "this is not normal".

Witness reports this morning speak of a mint condition 1996 UK registered renault espace, a limited edition uk registered mini cooper and a silver BMW estate leaving Strasbourg at speed.

At a press conference held this morning, police refused to confirm or deny if the above incidents were related. In other news mcdonalds and ibis are to carry out a joint audit of trays following a number going missing in the past 24hrs.

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3 comments:

Ross said...

Hahaha!! Let's not forget George taking his pint glass with him to breakfast forgetting that breakfast was in the same restaurant he had 'borrowed' it from.

dan the man said...

I think the evidence is still in the Espace!!

dan the man said...

Other unconfirmed reports suggest that a strange 'ET' like creature was seen being carried across the City Centre square at approximately the same time. Police have commented that para normal alien activity is not uncommon in this part of France.(Its unclear if ET was able to "phone home" as apparently he had already exceeded his 5GB orange bundle)